Holly Riordan
Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.
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I Don’t Know Why The Hell You Like Me, But I’m So Glad You Do
I can't say I regret anything, from my broken bones to my asshole exes, because every little choice led me straight to you.
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33 Subtle (But Toxic) Ways You’ve Been Treating Yourself Poorly
Deleting pictures from fun nights out with your friends, because you think you look disgusting in them.
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23 Tips For Going Down On Him
Whenever your mouth needs a rest, stick to using your hands and take the time to talk dirty to him. Tell him how much you love feeling his cock harden in your mouth and how you can’t wait to swallow his cum.
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30 PG Things That Long-Lasting Couples Do In Bed Together
You climb under the covers so you can cuddle with them, even if you're boiling hot and don't understand why the hell they need to wear three blankets at once.
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29 Disturbingly Dark Episodes Of Kid’s Shows You Won’t Believe Actually Aired
"It quickly escalates to Mr. Krabs tormenting Plankton to the point where he never leaves the Chum Bucket, has nightmares, and eventually attempts suicide. I am not exaggerating at all."
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29 Creepy Ass Phone Call Stories That Will Make You Toss And Turn Tonight
"He asked me questions about my physical appearance and then started asking me creepy things like if I had pubic hair or wore a bra."
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7 Disturbing Books That’ll Leave You Feeling Filthy Once You’re Finished
"Tender Morsels by Margo Lanagan: In addition to incest, this novel contains a shit ton of gang rape scenes and mentions of suicide."
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22 Men Confess The Top Secret Reasons Why They’ve Liked A Girl’s Instagram Photo
"Okay, I sound like an ass, but sometimes I like my ex's pictures, just to mess with her."
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27 Modern Acts Of Chivalry That Separate The Jackasses From The Gentleman
He sends you good morning texts every single day, so you always have something nice to wake up to.
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15 Ways To Win The Breakup And Make Your Ex Eat His Heart Out
Resist the urge to call him out on social media or post mopey song lyrics about your breakup. Instead, post statuses about the epic concert you just went to or the new car you just bought. Your happiness will drive him nuts.
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30 Body Language Secrets That Will Tell You If He Wants To Get With You Or Get The Hell Away From You
Have you ever heard of mirroring? It's when he'll scratch his head when you scratch your head and lick his lips when you lick your lips. It's a definite sign that he's interested.
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What Type Of Boys You Go For, Based On Your Favorite Book Series
The Maze Runner: You want someone who can lift you over their shoulders with their thick muscles, but can also get all the answers right when you watch Jeopardy.
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15 Old Fashioned Date Ideas For Anyone Who Feels Like They Were Born In The Wrong Decade
Head to an ice cream shop, but instead of loading up on soft serve, buy a milkshake and stick two straws in it.
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I Really Shouldn’t Be Saying This, But I Have A Paranormal Gift I’ve Been Hiding Since Childhood
Even though I knew the visions had no bearing on my real life, they still messed with my mind. Like bad dreams. When you know your boyfriend isn’t actually cheating on you, but you can’t push away the mental image of him bending your best friend over your bed and shoving his cock in her.
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15 Reasons To Date The Girl Who Thinks Too Much
If we say something, we mean it, because we’ve had the argument with you twenty times in our head before it became a reality.
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25 Firsts You’ll Experience Once You Find Your ‘Forever Person’
The first time you start referring to their pets as your children.
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26 People Share Insane Stories About The Scariest Shit They’ve Ever Seen
"That's when I realize, a little dizzy, that the snake's jaws are very very wide and there are two little legs sticking out of it. I think the legs were still twitching, struggling, alive."
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30 Real Life Mysteries That Sound Like They Came Straight Out Of An X-Files Episode
"Skinwalker Ranch is a ranch in Northeast Utah where in the 90s the owners reported weird phenomena like giant wolf-like creatures attacking their cattle and taking multiple rifle shots without flinching, then apparently vanishing into thin air, floating orbs of light, bigfoot-like creatures, and cattle mutilations."