Holly Riordan

You should be happy to treat him. To make him feel special. To make him feel spoiled.

Ignoring you when friends are around. If he treats you like a goddess when you’re alone together, and then treats you like trash as soon as other people enter the picture, then he’s not the good guy you thought he was. He’s just another asshole.

“I never want to make you feel anything less than perfect.”

Brushing up against you. Even if we’re on a crowded bus, we’ll find a way to create our own personal space if we don’t like you. And if we do like you, we’ll make sure to rest our arms, or our thighs, up against yours.

“I went for a shower completely unaware that I was in danger. I finished with my shower when I noticed a presence. Someone was under my bed.”

“Found his wife having a love affair, so he cut off the man’s head and preserved it in a jar so that he could have his wife visit it daily.”

Getting along with his mother. Your relationship with her will impact your relationship with him.

You shouldn’t have to fish for compliments. If you get a new haircut, he should notice. If you wear a new dress, he should tell you how beautiful you look in it.

Grabbing a cup of coffee in the middle of the workday to talk about your favorite TV shows, friend gossip, and weekend plans.

I might be able to hold myself back from texting you, but it doesn’t matter, because I’ll end up liking one of your statuses or commenting on a picture or watching one of your Snapchat stories. That small, seemingly meaningless gesture lets you know I’m thinking of you. It gives my feelings away.

You use humor as a shield. When he says something super sweet, you’ll roll your eyes instead of telling him how adorable he is. You’re more comfortable with sarcasm than sentimentalism.

“You have no idea how beautiful you are.”

Leo: He’s sending mixed signals, because he wants your attention, but he doesn’t want to date you. He just wants you to inflate his ego.

Confusion. If he cares about you, he won’t send mixed signals. He won’t give vague answers when you ask him where he’s going. He’ll be completely honest with you, because he knows you deserve the truth.

It doesn’t matter if you grew up poor or got horrible grades. You can still end up successful. With enough hard work, anyone can be.

“She was stuffed into the garbage bag with other household trash. “

“I picked it up and realized it was a tongue. A human tongue.”

If you use big words without throwing in three “likes” per sentence, he’s going to find your intelligence attractive.