Holly Riordan

The holidays. Even though you’re sending out holiday texts to everyone, he’ll know the text isn’t casual. He’ll know it means you’ve been thinking about him for weeks. And he doesn’t need to know that.

“The area was notoriously known for a gruesome murder that has still gone unsolved. While sitting there I noticed something shoot across the back of my car in my rear view mirror.”

“Textbook had them draw their ideal pet. A 10-year-old drew a human chained up in a cage, with an electric shock box attached to them with wires.”

I mean that I’m wary of being replaced. That I don’t think as highly of myself as I should. That I’m worried about you finding someone that gets you better than I do, that treats you better than I ever could.

“I hope you’re in the mood for multiple orgasms.”

Date someone that makes you feel comfortable in a room full of people you don’t know. Someone that won’t leave your side if they know you’ll only end up standing awkwardly in the corner, staring at your phone as an escape.

Libra: You’re too shy to reach out to people. You expect everyone to come to you with party invitations and dinner plans.

If he makes excuses instead of apologizing, he’s not mature enough for you. A real man admits when he’s wrong.

It worked like LSD, but instead of popping it into your mouth and letting it dissolve on your tongue, you inserted it into your eyes. It would give you “controlled hallucinations.” Instead of seeing random images that your mind conjured up, you’d see set images. Like you were watching television.

If your writing slants to the right, you’re independent. You’re used to being on your own, and honestly, you like it that way. That’s why you need someone that will give you space when you need it. Someone that will let you breathe.

You casually talk about tragedies. When you actually open up about your issues, you act like they’re no big deal. Like they don’t make a difference to you. Like you haven’t been crying over them every night for a week.

Blow up your phone. We know we should play it cool and wait for you to send the first text, but we really want to talk to you — even if we have nothing to say.

“Nothing like raping a woman while she is being pulled apart. This movie was disturbing as shit.”

You don’t deserve a place in my life. You don’t even deserve a place in my thoughts.

Leo: Cheating isn’t about you. It’s about him. He’s feeling inadequate. Insecure. He needs another woman to make him feel like he’s attractive again. Like he still has it.

Almost relationships.

He likes you enough to admit that he misses you and that he wants to hang out. But he doesn’t like you enough to actually pick a day and plan out what you’re going to do together.

Hannah swore it came from under the tree. That she had no clue how it got there. Actually, that’s a lie. What she really said was that Santa must’ve stopped by heaven to pick it up from God and I almost burst into tears on the spot.