Holly Riordan

“One time, he shot a rabbit out the window and it didn’t die. So he beat it to death with a shovel.”

“He was in juvie for setting fire to his family’s apartment that spread and killed his elderly neighbor. There was also evidence of him torturing animals and he’s been abusive to his mom and little brother.”

It’s going to hurt, because he treated you like his girlfriend, even though you never were.

Gemini: You haven’t found your forever person yet, because you haven’t learned enough about yourself yet. You have an idea of what you want, but you’re still unsure.

Your anxiety. If he’s the right one for you, he’ll help you calm down after you have a panic attack. He won’t blame you for freaking out. He won’t let your mental health put a barrier between you.

One day, you’ll find someone that endlessly voices their love, so you’re never left questioning if they’ve grown tired of you.

You’ve complained to your friends about him being too nice.

I had a few friends over and we jumped into a game of Never Have I Ever. My soulmate was drunk enough to answer honestly. About how he’d had sex in a moving car before. About how he’d shoplifted before. And about how he’d shot someone before.

Your boyfriend is going to have female friends. Your boyfriend is going to have exes. If you can’t handle hearing him talk about another woman, then you’re going to have some serious problems.

Buy chocolate body paint to lick off of him, edible underwear to tear off of him, or a ball gag made of candy to stuff in his mouth.

“The person we found wasn’t really identifiable as a human being, just a pile of meat. What gave it away were the scraps of clothing mixed into the pile.”

When there’s a lull in conversation, your love drowns out the sounds of silence. You’re at peace when he’s by your side.

You fall for every single guy that shows you the slightest bit of kindness, even if it’s an average looking stranger that was nice enough to hold the door open for you.

Virgo: You overanalyze everything in life. You can never shut your brain off.

When a woman checks the mirror every five seconds.

Defend yourself. You shouldn’t need a man by your side to protect you when something goes wrong. You should know how to kick ass on your own.

Date someone that will pull you closer when you’ve had a bad dream and will stay awake with you until you’ve calmed down.

It feels like the world is trying to squeeze me out of it. Like I don’t belong there. Like there’s no point in trying to swerve past all the barriers that the universe has plopped down.