Holly Riordan

I’m into bondage. I’m also into you.

Whenever you get mad at him, you tell yourself that you’re overreacting. That you’re the crazy one. That you need to tone your emotions down if you want to keep him around.

Canceled plans. You got all dressed up for him. You cleared your schedule. You even shaved. But at the last second, he canceled. Again. Without even giving you a solid excuse.

Capricorn: Your intelligence isn’t going to take you far if you choose the wrong career path, so let your heart’s desires overshadow your common sense.

When he compliments you, he mentions more than your eyes and your butt. He mentions your kindness. Your intelligence. Your laugh.

A man that recognizes her worth and reminds her of it.

You replay all of your interactions with him in your head. It’s not for fun. It’s research. You’re trying to decipher everything he’s said and done. Trying to figure out if there’s some hidden message you missed.

He doesn’t care if he hurts you. He does whatever is best for him — not for the relationship.

Scorpio: Letting your insecurities get the best of you and purposely pushing away the one person that you were meant to hold close for eternity.

God… I missed the days when I thought being catfished was the worst thing that could possibly happen to me.

Which family tradition do you want to pass down to our children?

The holidays. Even though you’re sending out holiday texts to everyone, he’ll know the text isn’t casual. He’ll know it means you’ve been thinking about him for weeks. And he doesn’t need to know that.

“The area was notoriously known for a gruesome murder that has still gone unsolved. While sitting there I noticed something shoot across the back of my car in my rear view mirror.”

“Textbook had them draw their ideal pet. A 10-year-old drew a human chained up in a cage, with an electric shock box attached to them with wires.”

I mean that I’m wary of being replaced. That I don’t think as highly of myself as I should. That I’m worried about you finding someone that gets you better than I do, that treats you better than I ever could.

I’m going to give you a blowjob. Topless.

I’m dripping wet, just thinking about the spanking you’re going to give me.

“I hope you’re in the mood for multiple orgasms.”