Holly Riordan

A Scorpio stung by a poisonous scorpion. A Sagittarius shot through the heart with an arrow.  A Taurus stabbed through the toros with a set of horns. (Not from a live bull, but from a wall-mounted head.)

They don’t believe they deserve special attention, so when their partner fails to give it to them, they never bat an eye. 

It’s hard to see what happens around you inside of a darkened movie theater.

You never feel alone. Even when you’re stuck sleeping by yourself, you know he’s only a text away.

Twins: Stay single until you find someone who gets you. Who doesn’t find any of your quirks weird. Who actually likes that insane side of you that you try to hide from most people.

A broken heart means a broken brain. You have trouble concentrating on work. You have trouble motivating yourself to get your chores done. You have trouble thinking about anything, except for the person who walked away.

I don’t need you to take me overseas on expensive vacations — but I need you to spend your days off with me, so I know that you consider me a priority.

Dump the girl who keeps putting up with your bullshit because she doesn’t realize she deserves better.

“A lady that was really upset with her husband/boyfriend poured gasoline on him and tried to light him on fire.”

“They had buried the dead kid in the backyard with all of the dead animals.”

Even though she was still technically single when you held her hand and called her cute, she never thought of herself as single. She already thought of herself as yours.

You deserve so much more than petty arguments and halfhearted apologies. 

She doesn’t have any desire to spend time with anyone who doesn’t want to spend time with her.

You have a small circle of friends, because you don’t like to open up your soul and spread your secrets around.

You don’t owe them your time, your respect, or an answer to their text.

Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.

I don’t care how many times you tell me you’re sorry, because no amount of halfhearted apologies can make up for what you put me through.

You can win a girl back by being patient. By realizing that it might take her some time to trust you again.