Holly Riordan

Whenever you post an attractive picture of yourself on social media, he texts you.

If he really liked you, then he would put down his phone and pick up your hand. He would stop texting you and whisper into your ear.

“When SWAT pulled her out, she had completed multiple circumcisions on herself with the scissors, completely cut her nipples off, and had sodomized herself multiple times with multiple steak knives.”

“She was screaming so much but she stopped for a second, looked me in the eye, and said: ‘Please don’t let go’. And then my grip gave in and she fell about 4 stories into some rocks near a river.”

You took a good girl and you put her through hell.

Leo: You secretly hate women’s clothes. They’re expensive. They’re uncomfortable. And there’s never any pockets. You love being in a relationship, because you get to steal your boyfriend’s hoodies. 

You can’t date someone who only wants to be around when you’re in a good mood, who stays when you want kisses and leaves as soon as you want to talk about real life issues.

My anxiety makes me hide in my own house whenever I hear a knock at the door.

You can love someone you never dated, you can miss someone you never dated, and you can get over someone you never dated.

She has never been the kind of girl to hop from bar to bar, to party until two in the morning and wake up each day with a hangover. She needs time to recharge in between social interactions.

You are careful with your heart. You don’t hand it over to anyone who gives you a little bit of attention. You are selective about who gets to stay in your life and who gets to leave. 

You might not have used your words to tell her you were interested, but you silently said it. You said it every time you reached out to grab her hand or kiss her cheek. Every time you gave her a flirtatious compliment or turned the conversation sexual. Every time you texted her first thing in the morning or before she fell asleep at night.

Alpha girls pick their person by looking beneath the surface. By seeing how a boy treats them, by seeing what his values are, by seeing the way he handles himself in tough situations.

It’s better to give yourself the love you need than to give your whole heart to someone who will only meet you halfway. 

He shouldn’t run away when you ask him to meet your parents or to be your plus one for a wedding or to put an official label on your relationship. 

It’s obvious that there’s something between us.

I want to spend the rest of my life with my best friend. 

When you have a free weekend, your first instinct isn’t to text everyone on your contact list to see who will come over.