This Is What She Has Been Lying Through Her Teeth About, Based On Her Zodiac Sign
Cancer: She tells lies about her boyfriend. She wants it to look like her relationship is perfect, so she never tells her friends about the big fights that she's had and the nights she's spent sleeping on the couch.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
She lies about being fearless. She’s the type to skydive and jet ski and bungee jump, so she feels silly admitting when she’s scared of a spider or an elevator or a relationship. She pretends that she isn’t afraid of anything to keep her reputation intact.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
She lies about how much she cares. She acts like her exes are a part of her past, like they never cross her mind. And when she meets someone new that she has a crush on, she pretends they annoy her instead of admitting that they intrigue her. She tries to act like her feelings aren’t there.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
She lies about being sick or tired. Whenever someone points out how horrible she looks, she tells them that it’s because of her allergies or because she didn’t get enough sleep. But in reality, she’s just worn out. She’s going through a rough time and she doesn’t want anyone to know it.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
She tells lies about her boyfriend. She wants it to look like her relationship is perfect, so she never tells her friends about the big fights that she’s had and the nights she’s spent sleeping on the couch. She does it to protect him. She doesn’t want everyone to end up hating him.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
She lies about how much money she makes. She buys her friends shots and picks up checks for her dates and acts like it’s no big deal, like she can afford it, even though she really should be saving. Even though she sometimes struggles to pay the rent.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
She lies about needing help. There are times when she wants to reach out to people, when she knows that she should accept their assistance, but she’s too stubborn to do so. Instead, she tells everyone that she can take care of herself and ends up making her life harder than it has to be.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
She lies about forgiveness. She hates conflict, so she acts like she’s over all of the things you did to her in the past, but she’s secretly holding a grudge. She’s still pissed. She just won’t admit it.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
She lies about how much liquor she can handle and how many boys she’s kissed. She tries to make it look like her life is more exciting than it actually is, so she dramatizes some of her stories. It’s a harmless way to keep her friends entertained.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
She lies about loving the single life. It’s not that she wishes she had a boyfriend. She’s at peace with her life. She just isn’t the lone wolf that she acts like she is. She gets lonely, just like everyone else.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
She lies about having it all together. She acts stronger than she feels in order to help the people around her stay calm. But secretly, she’s as lost and confused as they are. She just hides it well.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
She lies about little things. She acts like she doesn’t know how to do the laundry, so her roommate will do it for her. And she acts like she’s busy to get out of going to parties she would rather avoid. She lies whenever it can help her get her way.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
She tells little white lies so that her friends don’t hate her. She says that she loves the music on their iPod. That she thinks their new boots are cute. That she wishes she could pull off their new haircut. She lies to avoid confrontation. 
