18. Well, seeing as this recently happened to me I’ve got an answer. So I asked her out and she said yes quite enthusiastically.
The first thing, the first words that come out of her mouth are “I’m not looking for a relationship.”
Definitely killed the mood.
– Tjler
19. “Wow, are you going to wear that? It makes you look really fat.”
– somnodoc
20. “I knew I should’ve worn my other fedora.”
– gabriot
21. “Are you from Ireland? Because my cock is Dublin.”
