21 People Give Examples Of Ridiculous Statements That Will Definitely Ruin Your First Date

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Found on r/AskReddit.

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1. “I have to call my mum, she asked me to call her after I got my first impression of you.”

XyzzyPop

2. “My ex is over there, quick, act like we’re interested in each other!”

eternityinspace

3. So are we gonna fuck? Cuz I got a WoW raid later

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