19. Excuse me?

“I think about you when my dad fucks me.” – Actual quote. I really had no idea what to say or do about that.

20. Hot chocolate?

Had a girl request me to break into her apartment, make her hot chocolate in her kitchen, while she’s scared in her bedroom and then come in and have sex.

21. Did you scroll down???

I had a girl I once kissed at a party proceed to send me pictures of her crying, half naked and makeup smeared all over her face joker style.

She won’t stop calling me or sending random pictures of herself with distressed or angry face. This has been going on for three months now.

22. So that’s what you girls do in restrooms

“I masturbate in the women’s room with those thick highlighters.”

23. Wow, you’re friendly

“Your lips looked dry while you were sleeping, so I licked them for you.”