7. Never stick it in crazy

“You don’t have to wear a condom, I’ll just miscarry.”

I wore a condom.

8. Possessive much?

“You have no right to your own life and if you try to leave me I’ll kill you so nobody else can have you.”

Good times.

9. Would block again 10/10

I remember one time this one girl who was oddly talkative in my Options and Fixed Income class kept talking and asking me about my personal life. Then when she added me as a facebook friend, there was a message with it that said “Found you =)” Pretty uncomfortable.