Hayley Stauss

This. Keeps. Happening. It’s happened so often in my adolescent and adult life that I am numb. My responses now are simply, “That’s horrific, totally unbelievable.”

It’s easier to just say you and an old friend grew apart, rather than entertaining the explanation that I just needed to remove myself from you.

Please no, I just want to go home on time.

6. Nothing is worse than sideways sleet. I repeat, nothing.