Thad Jay
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Thad Jay
There’s A Legendary Poem Called ‘The Old Bachelor’s Respite’ And You Must Never, Ever Read It Aloud
Light of a candle and swallowing sin,
I’ve opened my door so that you can come in.
I offer you food over here by the fire
Two Weeks Ago My Coworker Killed Himself Over A Lost USB Drive. Today I Found That Drive.
He kept saying it was a little red flash drive with the letter “K” written on it in black sharpie. That night, Dan killed himself in his home with a bullet to the head.
The Gruesome Truth Behind 2008’s Biggest Pop Song (And Why You Won’t Find Any Trace Of It)
Paul REALLY loved it tho, he was always humming it. And then one day, I never heard the song again, and Paul was acting totally strange.
Read This Carefully: My Relationship Seems Too Good To Be True… Because It Is
People are always coming up to us in public just to let us know how cute May and I are. You’d think we were like one of those celebrity couples that magazines follow.