16 Best Dog Tweets You’ll Read From 2015

1.

*pets dog*
if ur always hapy are u ever truly hapy
*pets dog mor*
or is hapiness only somthing we see in u bc we kno sadness
*dog wags tail*

— new york times bestselling AUTHOR JONNY SUN (@jonnysun) May 3, 2015

2.

The reason dogs love humans so much is because they're trying to get to all the bones inside us! :-)

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 12, 2015

3.

https://twitter.com/wutangcher/status/640587148996026368

4.

what did we do to deserve dogs pic.twitter.com/NkjbanT9gu

— kiersten (@kierstennamber) September 10, 2015

5.

I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015

6.

Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place

— Good Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) August 7, 2015

7.

[dogs chatting in park]
So what does your human call you?
"Hoozagoodboy"
omg same

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 9, 2015

8.

*backflips out of bushes*
can I pet your dog

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 18, 2015

9.

Most of being a dog owner is yelling WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH

— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 31, 2015

10.

https://twitter.com/madeleinedoux/status/562278168388960256

11.

https://twitter.com/jlucbouchard/status/597446505688125440

12.

DOG COP: [walks past car]
[sees own reflection in window]
Sir you can't park here
[taps glass]
Don't copy me
[pulls gun]
HE'S GOT A GUN

— Joe West (@joejwest) February 12, 2015

13.

"God, I hope she likes me." – me preparing to meet a dog

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 1, 2015

14.

"Loving this concept." – God designing dogs

— not great, bob! (@hipstermermaid) January 21, 2015

15.

Sorry I wasn't listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 25, 2015