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30 Hilarious Photos Of Inanimate Objects That Mildly Resemble A Penis
1. Must’ve been a giant or something.
2. When you see it…
3. That’s what happens when I watch Baywatch!
4. Yo! Gabba Gabba! Check this out!
5. I prefer cucumbers.
6. Putting frosting on it must’ve been fun.
7. I’m thankful for this photo.
8. Some mug.
9.
10. Bubble sword for kids… Or a sex toy?
11. THIS IS WHY CATS WILL CLAW AT YOUR DICK.
12. I’ve never heard of ‘Choking the clam’ before.
13. Talk about disappointing.
14. His milkshake brings all the giraffes to the yard…
15. Those Vikings sure did love their phallic humor.
16. Speaking of Scandinavian dick humor, check out this tree from IKEA.
17. Tony, get that shoe off your dick!
18. Deer. They will eat your trees and leave you with this giant ‘Fuck You.’
19. ‘Pipe’
20. This ice cream IS magic.
21. Jump for joy when you get an erection while flying.
22. Swedes sure do love their penis-shaped objects.
23. Even Mother Nature is in on it.
24. This is from an elementary school.
25. ‘P’ & ‘P’
26. Yet another example of getting screwed.
27. Poorly placed thumb.
28. What’s wrong with this limp cactus?
29. Enough bones to grow a bush.
30. Apparently I’ve been drinking space jizz?
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