H.L. Miller

Voicemails. I always have a feeling of fear when I listen to a voicemail because no one leaves a voicemail unless you are in some kind of trouble.

1. Being honest about your feelings.

2. Liking pictures of scantily-clad women on social media.

Want to completely freak your new partner out? Just go ahead and talk about marriage and see if you ever get a call back.

Aubrey Plaza

Humans crave to be loved and have someone to love, but sometimes our fear of what happened in the past prevents us from searching for love again.

I ended up really hurting one guy in particular and I still feel bad about it to this day. I didn’t give one smiling poop face emoji about this person and I knew it.

I had a dream that I was being tickled. I ended up waking up because the dream started to get creepy. I wake up and I am still being tickled. I live alone.

3. The smiling poop.

Let fallen men be punished as you punish the fallen women, and you will then see the reforms that have been so badly needed all these years.

Dating conventions need to change. When men demand to pay on first dates, women suffer from having obligatory feelings of reciprocating intimate favors (whether that is kissing or sex) because… money is power.