H. Alan Scott
H. Alan Scott is a writer and comedian based in New York City and Los Angeles. His work has been featured on the Huffington Post, xoJane, WitStream, Sirius XM Radio, here! TV, Chicago Tribune, Towleroad, and Time Out New York’s “Joke of the Week.” Scott has performed at the Hollywood Improv, the Laugh Factory, Carolines on Broadway, and Chicago’s Lakeshore Theater. Scott is the co-creator and host of SRSLY LOL, an alternative variety show in New York City and Los Angeles. Most recently he created #Chemocation, an online chronicle of his cancer diagnosis, treatment and recovery. Oprah said his name. Pic by Mindy Tucker.
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H. Alan Scott
What I Think About The Ashley Madison Hack, As A Gay Man
What’s wrong with straight people? This is sad.
You’re An Asshole If You Follow @TheFatJewish
Besides being an asshole, you’re also supporting a thief.
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump’s Debate Notes
Well, turns out Trump did more than just hurdle word bombs on his fellow candidates, he kept notes, and we have proof!
How Rope Burn (And A Little Cancer) Helped Me Grow A Little Bit… Down There
I approach the rope. I call Jeff over and whisper, “I’m going to try this, but you’ll catch me if I fall, right?” He says he will, which kinda gives me a semi because he’s straight and muscly and, like, it would be hot to die in his arms.
Rational Reasons Why Your Tinder Match Won’t Respond
Maybe they switched from a smartphone to a flip phone.
From Superman To Superwoman: Why Caitlyn Jenner Matters
Heroes aren’t chosen, they’re made over time.
We Can’t Laugh At The Cosby Show Because Bill Cosby Is A Rapist, Right?
“Have you watched The Cosby Show recently? It’s creepy,” my friend asked from the pool.
Hey Ladies, Men Hate Their Butts Too, OK?
“You dress well,” my date started to say during our obligatory post-sex cuddle talk, “you hide your shape well.” Uh, thanks?
Attacking A Gay Engineer Won’t Un-Crash That Train
If you just read the headlines, you’d think Amtrak 188 derailed because of a mentally unstable 32-year-old gay engineer from Queens who had a need — a need for speed.
The Supreme Court Could Kill Thousands of People This Week
Did you know that 7.5 million people could lose their health insurance this week?
I Lost My Virginity To Dennis Rodman
I’ve been plagued by insecurity my whole life. I was more than a chubby kid: I was fat. I weighed 250 pounds in high school and peaked at 275 in my 20s. For the better part of my first 25 years, I thought everyone had trouble seeing their genitals.
How Jerking Off Got Me Through Chemo
I loved it so much that I started doing it everywhere I went (which was limited, because cancer).
What Do You Call It When You’re Only A Little Suicidal?
Then the S word drops into my mind like a nugget of shame: suicide. Am I suicidal? Is it possible to be suicidal if you have to question how suicidal you possibly are?
A Step-By-Step Guide To Surviving Thanksgiving On Your Own
Thanksgiving is whatever you make it. No matter if you’re with family or a cat that will likely eat your face one day, it can still be a meaningful and fulfilling day.
There’s A 72-Hour Imposed Waiting Period For Abortions (And This Is Why You Need To Know About It)
Half of all states have a mandatory waiting period of 24 hours, but Missouri, South Dakota and Utah took it a step further. And sorry not sorry, if your pregnancy falls on a weekend or holiday, you’ve got to wait even longer.
I’m Not Sure If I Was Sexually Assaulted Or Not: On Men And Date-Rape
Gay or straight, sexual violence against men does happen. As I came to learn, it’s the grey area of is this assault or just harmless aggressive behavior? is where the confusion begins.
4 Reasons Why It’s Actually Okay If You’re Not Ready To Come Out Of The Closet
Yes, I do think it’s better to be out. It’s great to tell a group of my straight friends at a party, “You know what would make this party better? Diversity!” But like, who am I or anyone else to tell someone else, “You need to be out. Trust me, it gets better”?
Does Adopting A Cat Mean I’m Going To Die Alone?
The moment you hear of a single person adopting a cat, you see that person lying alone in his apartment, dead, while the cat slowly eats his face. The headline reads, “Kitty Eats Single Man’s Face.”