Gwendolyn Kansen

You realize it isn’t just getting things that’s hard. It’s keeping them while you and everything around you is changing. But your newfound knowledge of humanity makes you way more compassionate.

Don’t assume other people know what’s best for your body.

The universal basic income would allow people to spend more of their time doing meaningful unpaid work, like taking care of their families, volunteering, starting their own companies, etc. The problem is ensuring that the necessary work gets done.

By “easygoing,” and by that, I mean not nitpicky. Open to new ideas. Funny. Quality guys are delighted to be with a woman who makes them laugh.

Have. A. Sense. Of. Humor.

Deinonychus would have been the gangs, the big bad bitches of the school. They hunted in packs and, like other raptors, had sickle-shaped claws used to hack their prey to shreds.

“Why?” is the most important question.

But honestly, most of the people I naturally end up befriending are so unhip that they don’t even get the significance of art school or New York. In short, I am not cool.

Yeah, of course I want a stable boyfriend. But unfortunately the craziest people also make the best conversationalists. Not to mention the best conversations.

I want a guy who’s blunt, unapologetic, and original. I want a guy who can read me well enough to know how to dominate me. I want a guy who can balance me perfectly with everything else he loves, but in the end he will love me more.

If you’re a 7, you’ll get just enough attention to know you look good, but never enough to validate that feeling. You can get in the clubs, but you don’t get called to the front of the line.

Your boyfriend has an impressive notch count. He’s uncomfortable with this because he really wants to find The One. He legitimately thought he loved every girl he’s been with, all 30 of them.