Geoffrey Asmus

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Geoffrey Asmus

The Racially Charged Censorship Of Modern Radio

How can a society hope to achieve any semblance of equality while silently agreeing “bitch” is more offensive from Busta Rhymes than Elton John? From this nonchalant compliance stems the indignation towards Black Lives Matter protestors who would DARE disrupt a Bernie Sanders political rally or the Minnesota State Fair.

14 Alternative Uses For Your Liberal Arts Degree

While useful for understanding the world and showing off at bar trivia, liberal arts degrees are financially untenable. But there is hope! Those factory-made, wooden, paper and fake glass diplomas your alma mater handed you before unceremoniously kicking you into the real world are incredibly useful!
Just not in any of the ways you imagined.

Rejected Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The following are a list of ‘Horsemen’ considered to lead the devilish armada as it rains destruction down on Earth in the very near future:

8 Things You Only Understand If You Studied Abroad In Kyrgyzstan

Instead of studying abroad in France (too cliche), Spain (too safe), or Brazil (too few morals), you decided to live in a yurt in Central Asia’s Kyrgyzstan. You learned how to saddle a horse before you ate your first meal, and now you could catch a gopher with your bare-hands while blindfolded.