Gavrielle Hara-Salzberg

SNL is so good this year. The government shut down helped.

No bra Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday. Swing low, sweet chariot.

Waiting for a ‘life’, is the most excruciating 35 minutes ever experienced.

I am that girl who wakes up on the morning of an award show, does a twirl or two & gleefully sets up her DVR for the red carpets, interviews & production. God forbid, there are any recording conflicts. Why? Because award show season is the holiday season for me. Merry Chrismukkah, everyone.

How terrifying the opposite sex can be in bars.

She gave us Mean Girls. Let’s be serious, she should’ve won an Oscar for creating one of the most timeless pieces of work. Boo, you whore.