Gaby Dunn

Do you need a little kick in the pants to motivate you to keep going? Let Kid President give you a speech for the ages.

‘The Imposter’ is about a missing San Antonio boy named Nicholas Barclay, who was supposedly taken off the street after a basketball game in 1994, when he was 11 years old.

Blow dry your body with a blow dryer.

Worlds collide with a photo of Amy Poehler on Liz’s wall. (“If she’s Amy Poehler, then who am I?” Ha!)

It’s like a sick version of ‘Daria’ or ‘Mean Girls’ or ‘Gossip Girl.’

The best way to deal with rejection is to realize that it’s universal and not a decision by the universe that you are unlovable and undeserving of love.

They make fun of your clothing choices. Like, you get dressed, meet up with them and they say, “Oh man, is that what you’re wearing?” Yes. Because I am out of the house and outside this bar with you. So yeah, it’s what I’m wearing. Thanks for the self-consciousness.

Would an athiest president be sworn in on a stack of Marvel comics?

SO CLOSE TO GETTING MY ‘NSYNC REUNION.

Soon, the crew comes out and brings them free season 6 DVDs and hot cocoa. Which is nice, but not cast member high-five nice.

Whereas Taylor lives in fantasy, Lily sings about real-life, real-world freaking problems for women.

“Trick or treat! How come you never call anymore?!”

Be able to see the tweet that caused a certain person to unfollow you.

If Petter really respected Cathrine, why treat her like a prize he’s won for going viral?

He looks like he’s set to star in a Bollywood version of ‘The Outsiders.’

Stay away from me, Tumblr foodies. You’re all life-ruiners.

Even if they said they wanted to be beside me, I’d start to feel guilty and probably suspect they’re only there out of obligation — or not wanting to look like the dirtbag who dumps the sick girl.

No one is being productive. No one is getting anything worthwhile done. (Or maybe they are, but who wants to think about that, right? Then, today sucks because you’re not one of those people okay, how about that?)