Gaby Dunn

I’d sit at the front desk of my motel and drink coffee from a Marlins mug and eat orange slices and watch the waves move back and forth.

I think the show is blowing its load a little early.

You shot back at me, “I love you. I love you. What does that even mean to you? What does that mean?”

Spacey is a treasure. We’re actually all privileged to see him acting in this.

Dismissing your exes as “crazy” if they do anything less than murder your cat is actually sort of rude and disrespectful of their feelings.

My roommate suspects someone is running a Fight Club out of the laundromat next door.

If you don’t have a heating pad for your cramps, you are not treating yourself right.

Like many speculated, Tuiasosopo is gay, though he says he is “in recovery” for it (whatever that means).

“How many people have you been with?,” they all ask, adding: “Girls don’t count.”

This post is just gonna be pictures of dogs. If this is a problem for you…I don’t know, seek professional help because I can’t fix you.

Some were already impressive, some had no idea the cultural icons they’d become.

I bet I know what would make you feel better. Judging your other sick friends and finding out just who to blame for your ill predicament.

You can clearly see the lasting damage of gun violence and it’s heartbreaking. It’s a miracle Giffords is even alive.

She wears a bowtie. She’s British. She has a bunch of wacked-out friends and she takes the children on adventures.

I was not abused or sexually assaulted as a child or any time before I realized there was a word for what I was when I was about 12 years old. So no abuse or assault “made” me this way.

The study says that people are so overcome they can’t actually handle how this fluffy or adorable thing is making them feel.

Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?

If your child has ever used a computer without you around, they have seen a vagina. Sorry?