Gaby Dunn

Emerson’s Phi Alpha Tau is raising funds for brother Donnie Collins, a sophomore at the Boston school, to finally have top surgery after his insurance denied him the opportunity to transition.

I should have turned my phone off. I was there to hang out in the moment with the people in that room. Why wasn’t that enough?

You will evoke no negative, complicated feelings in them. They will never need to “get away” from you. You will never frustrate them or stress them out.

Instead of “I love you,” most times we say, “I hate everyone but you,” with affection.

Do you like my writing? YOU’RE IN LUCK! I have put together this eBook of my best humorous and moving pieces!

I understand the impulse to keep the hit alive, but just put it out of its misery already.

Chris Farley recorded about 90 percent of Shrek’s dialogue before he died. The producers considered getting a Farley impersonator in to finish the last bits but then Mike Myers was cast and the movie became really, really different to suit his comedic stylings.

Her miscarriage had been alluded to by Jay-Z in his song “Glory” but this was the first Beyonce had spoken of it.

So even though it seemed like the series had been wrapped up with the emotional and moving ‘Toy Story 3,’ this won’t be the last we see of Woody and Buzz.

He felt a false sense of invincibility, followed often by an equally false sense of worthlessness. I really believe he could not control it.

That means that if they ask what I want for Valentine’s Day, my birthday, Channukkah, whatever — I don’t want them to spend American dolla dolla bills. I want the money of the soul, baby.

Their love inspired many people and was generally a great, big, unbreakable OTP that no one ever expected to break up, or even have dire problems.

Your heroes are Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Madeleine Albright.

Sorry everyone thinks we’re gay for each other.

Did ‘Digital Getdown’ cause anyone else to go through puberty immediately upon hearing it? Just wondering.

It’s a land of simultaneous anonymity and overt friendliness. Things happen there that people in other states wouldn’t, couldn’t, fathom.

I decided I hated this girl simply because she was another woman talking to my boyfriend, simply because she was another woman, simply because I was insecure.

In the above clip, Amy Sedaris plays a nosy, loudmouthed aunt visiting Ingrid for a raucous brunch.