Evan Hatcher

Another darling, special, unique human being has celebrated his birthday.

To people with OCD, every zit is a herpes sore.

New information has come out as a result of studies at the University of Buffalo that marijuana use can help married couples avoid conflict.

If Robin Williams deserves to be lauded for his merits, why shouldn’t he be blamed for his faults?

Here are ten quotes to justify your laziness.

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“I don’t like girls with tattoos.”

Once again I find myself recently released from a psychiatric ward, blessed with a paper bag for clothes and a prescription in my fist.

Aren’t these people enlightened? Don’t they know that people of all ethnicities can dress like douchebags?

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The police are wearing sunglasses.

I probably never passed the oral stage, but most therapists tend to get stuck in the anal stage.

Psychiatry is all theory. If it works, it’s the psychiatrist’s success, and if it fails, it’s the patient’s failure.

I’ve decided to cheer up myself and celebrate the modern Hollywood blockbuster by unveiling the plot to a new epic feature film that has yet to be written.