27 Things I Feel More Like Than “A Room Without A Roof”
1. Like a freezer without burritos
2. Like a cake without Funfetti frosting
3. Like a head without a face
4. Like a pool without water
5. Like a tree without some roots
6. Like a day without iced coffee
7. Like a leg without a foot
8. Like a fish without his gills
9. Like an alien without those huge eyes
10. Like a reindeer without a red nose
11. Like a dog without human clothes
12. Like a kid without a jump rope
13. Like a hedgehog without a flying fox
14. Like a trampoline without a kid about to break his arm
15. Like a Don Draper without a drink
16. Like a Ninja Turtle without a pizza
17. Like a city without public transportation
18. Like a Monica without a Chandler
19. Like a Garfunkel without a Simon
20. Like a river without a bridge
21. Like a Starbucks without a bathroom
22. Like a mall without a Target
23. Like a fridge without a magnet
24. Like an Earth without a moon
25. Like a Cinderella without any helpful mice
26. Like a deer without those antlers
27. Like a beach without dead jellyfish