Erin Mallory Long
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Erin Mallory Long
25 Things More Terrible Than Mondays
Every Monday we all become Garfield and “hate Mondays” so to get you through, here are 25 things more terrible than Mondays.
5 Helpful Tips For Eating Alone
3. Sit facing where most people will be entering the restaurant.
15 Thoughts While Watching Star Wars XXX
3. To inject some female characters in the Star Wars universe, they make all the Stormtroopers female. Interesting. Too bad Star Wars VII probably won’t be as diverse, female-wise.
4 Actresses You Forgot Had Singing Careers
I’m not sure we can actually CALL this singing. Legally.
33 Signs You Were A Theater Kid In High School
6. You never understood how some people were home from school before 6pm.
26 Thoughts While Watching ‘Armageddon’ As An Adult
3. Remember when Angelina Jolie wore Billy Bob Thornton’s BLOOD in a VIAL around her neck like a vampire? #NeverForget
Life Lessons Learned From ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Quotes
MEN AND WOMEN CAN’T BE FRIENDS.
7 Songs Every Girl Has Scream-Sung With Her Girlfriends
Even before Glee popularized this Journey tune it was a staple of my bar experiences in my early 20’s.
Zack Morris Was The Original Frank Underwood
On the surface, sure, the main character of the jaunty teen comedy Saved by the Bell would have nothing in common with the fierce main character of the political drama House of Cards. But that’s where you’re wrong! They’re the same!
30 Things I Learned My First Time At Coachella
5. Lots of people have butts that you can see almost all of
27 Things I Feel More Like Than “A Room Without A Roof”
1. Like a freezer without burritos
40 Emojis For L.A. Girls
7. Hungover face
9 Ways Phoebe And Ross Are The Best Friends On Friends
Look, I LOVE Chandler and Joey’s friendship and I love Monica and Ross’ relationship and duh, I love Phoebe and Joey’s friendship. But I’m here to tell you, I also love the weirder pairings on Friends.
6 Simple Things I Didn’t Understand Until I Was An Adult
No, I don’t mean “life” or the fact that “sometimes you’ll date someone who wears hemp necklaces” but just simple everyday things that you one day look at and have that “ohhhhhhhh” epiphany moment about.
6 Ways A Married Person Is Terrible At Giving Advice To Single People
1. They hasn’t answered my text but I don’t want to seem annoying, what do I do?
7 Things That Will Make Any ‘Friends’ Fan Want To Quote Ross Geller
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”
Baby Names I Want to Use From The Simpsons
Edna Krabappel
Why We Have To Stop Being So Self-Deprecating
I’m probably never going to be able to share something I wrote or appeared in or on without saying, “here I am being a goofball!” but at least hopefully, because I’ve discussed this publicly now, one day I can at least say, “hey this is a super cool thing I was able to do and I’m excited about that.”