Erin Cossetta

Aries: People think that you’re cold, just because you’re not soft.

THE WORST PART IS THE MOTHERF-CKER IS STILL ALIVE AND WAS FREED IN 2002 HE IS NOW SOMEWHERE LIVING A NORMAL LIFE.

“He said the neck is very rubbery when you try to cut it…”

I refused to go down and open the door. The phone started ringing and the knocking stopped.

Me at the beginning of 2016: what could possibly go wrong? Literally every aspect to life on this planet: good thing you asked.

“This dude had been watching me since I moved in and had been staking out my place, waiting for an opportunity to get inside because he knew I lived alone.”

“My ex boyfriend abducted me from my parents’ home when I was 19. Threw me in the trunk of his car and drove off.”

“Driving back from my dad’s late one night. I was only about ten minutes into an hours drive and I felt something touch my head. Not like a tickle but a proper touch like the way you ruffle kids hair.”

“When I was maybe 10-11 I was home sick from school, and was on the couch watching tv when the doorbell rang. It was the mailman, who told me that we had gotten a package, but it was so big that he needed help carrying it. I wasn’t that old, but I knew right away something was wrong.”

Find some porn that works for you and order a new toy and a nice bottle of wine. You’re not missing out on anything.

“I keep blushing at work because the dream I had about you last night was so dirty.”

Would you rather lose your penis or lose your mind?