Erin Cossetta

Geminis aren’t capable of paying attention to something long enough to survive a horror movie. They’d get bored of sticking with the group and wander into the basement to explore a strange noise.

“They sat there (hiding) until her boyfriend left and she was alone and proceeded to put masks on, come in the house and stab her.”

There is no one more loving than a dog owner.

You’re going to lose her by getting stuck in small talk when she is desperate to go deeper.

Taurus: stubborn, lazy, passive, depressing, selfish.

Virgo: you view garbage people as a fun project to work on.

Gemini: passionate, exciting, eager, friendly, curious.

“You make me happy.”

Cancer: people take advantage of your generosity.

When you deal with life and death situations every day, you realize things normal couples fight about just aren’t a big deal.

Sagittarians are known for being the life of the party. Gacy would fit right in with this crew of class clowns, you know, minus the whole murdering people thing.

Capricorn women create a couple that is like the Joneses everyone else wants to keep up with.