Erin Cossetta

What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.

Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.

Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.

Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.

All the best foods include cheese — pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks. Here are some hilarious cheese puns to share with your friends and family:

All the best funny sex memes of all time. Sex memes are the best memes. And, of course, they are because sex is the best part of life, so sex memes have to the best kind of memes, right?

Go for a long walk. Get out of your current environment and headspace by changing your scenery.

There are warrior angels who can fight demons.

You may have even seen the Pope sit on a throne with an upside down cross carved into it.

If you hear the song of the Gourgeist you are cursed forever.

Never ask a ouija board when you are going to die.

Champagne Jell-o shots.

Spend all night making a bucket list of 100 things you want to do together before you die.

You have a story to tell.

They won’t date until they meet someone who makes them say “hell yes”.

Taurus: falls asleep.