Erin Cossetta

If you want your relationship to stay strong, you should send sweet messages to your partner. Here are some examples of cute text messages you can send to your boyfriend tonight that will make his day:

“He takes forever to cum and I got sick of it. I would give him blowjobs every other day if he could figure out how to cum in like 7 minutes.”

I guess our invitation got lost in the mail.

That’s it. The whole big weight loss secret.

I hate it when that happens.

This is witchcraft.

A tech writer recently realized that the inventor of toilet paper, Seth Wheeler, left a notation in his original 1891 patent about the correct method.

Fact: Nancy Grace is a horror movie.

“A cold-hearted look at how all men are pigs. Or how all women are monsters. Or…. both?”

Walter is a beautiful, majestic, cuddly golden who also seems to be kind of a dummy.

Bert Macklund is on the case.

Someone on r/loseit asked its members to talk about one thing that really worked for them and help them become healthier. Here are the best suggestions. Add yours in the comments.