Erika Brown

Guys are simple creatures. If he tells you he loves you, accept it. Finding a receipt from Chipotle for two will only cause your brain to short-circuit and implode until he mentions he bought his best friend dinner last night.

Says he’s texting his mom when he’s Tindering. 

I unzipped my jacket and let it fall on the cold, clay-dusted floor.

Admit you like the OOYA (Object of Your Affection.)