Erica Natalia

‘I know someone I can set you up with.’ We’re so sure that you think we’re a perfect match for your cousin’s wife’s best friend’s brother, but unless we’re asking to be set up, maybe just…don’t.

My best guy friend and I have had the most platonic friendship imaginable since we met many years ago. When I was first introduced to him I found him to be one of the most annoying people I’d ever met.

Many of us get so mired into our routine as a single woman, that we don’t even begin to try to break the mold. Then we’re out one night with our couple friends and get a rude awakening of how single we really are

Sometimes I’ll cry about worthy things, but a lot of times I’ll cry because I chipped a nail three days after getting a manicure. It depends on a lot of circumstances. Am I dramatic? Absolutely. Do I get a pass because I’m a girl and being dramatic is in my nature? Absolutely.

I love eating and not exercising. I mean, I know for my heart, butt and upper arms I’m doing my body dirty by neglecting to diet, but my mind is just so happy when I’m indulging in anything I want in whatever quantities I want.

Maybe I will die…of apathy, if you keep telling me this dull thing about this dull person I don’t know.

If you’re a heavy drinker like me, having a cliché hangover is actually quite simple! Just follow these 8 steps, and repeat the cycle as often as you’d like.

No matter where I go, people find a need to tell me information about their personal lives, or provide unwarranted criticisms of mine. It’s what I’d like to call my curse.

HER: I’ll be happy if Emma Stone wins tonight. She is lovely.

HIM: Emma Stone has a gigantic head.

If any of these resonate with you, you might be faking it too.

According to my sister, I am the most irritable person alive.

The following chronicles my journey.

I genuinely like fall, but I’m so, so, so tired of hearing about the same seasonal activities and topics.

Your dance move of choice is not the fist pump.

As the summer season gets fully underway, and you strive for that warm-weather romance (or one night fling), you’ll want to carefully consider how your eager pursuing will appear to the ladies.

I’ve spent much of my life chasing men who aren’t equally interested in me. Thrillingly, this habit has made me an expert at getting over Mr. Wrong.

Much like us today, in the earlier 2000s, we had a constant urge to share every single activity we were doing or emotions we felt with my social network.

Each year when March rolls around I transform into a wicked witch. However, my cranky behavior is warranted.