Eric Redding

“I stopped moving immediately and my eyes darted along the tree line rapidly searching for what was causing me to break out in a cold sweat.”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

“I pine from afar and hope to god he asks me out while simultaneously hoping he never actually finds out I’m interested because oh dear god what if he doesn’t like me back that way?”

“I couldn’t feel attracted to him in that way. I felt repulsed when he would touch me.”

He logged into my Facebook and changed my relationship status one day after we started dating as a “surprise”.

“I’ve had a few patients who had 2 potential baby daddies.”

You probably shouldn’t even be reading this.

Until then, I’d only heard of “alcohol showers.” Turns out 70% isopropyl alcohol is about the only thing that can even touch a scent like that once its soaked into your skin.

Okay, the facts that are knowable. The UFO reporting service received over 200 calls on New Years Eve and New Years Day all reporting the same thing, slowing moving reddish objects hovering in the sky both alone and in tandem with another reddish object. The videos show that they’re neither meteors nor fireworks or flares. […]

“I’m tired of receiving good whiskey.” – said no man ever.

It could be so much worse.