Eric Redding
25 Waiters Give A Detailed Account Of The Most Brutally Terrible Date They Have Ever Witnessed
Your own dating life is about to look a whole lot better.
In 1984 The CIA Was Conducting Groundbreaking Psychic Research And What They Found Is Impossible To Explain
“They’re ancient people. They’re ah…they’re dying, it’s past their time or age. They’re looking for ah…a way to survive and they just can’t.”
28 Nurses And Doctors Tell The Hilarious True Stories Of The Most Painfully Clueless Patients They’ve Ever Had
“Nurse here. Retired after 27 years on the job. The number of American 20-somethings that don’t know if they’re circumcised or not is surprisingly high.”
35 Former ‘One Hour Photo’ Developers Tell The True NSFW Stories That Prove People Are Just Fucking Disgusting
This is almost exactly as awful as you’re thinking it might be.
35 Men And Women Share The One Hilarious And Offbeat Compliment That Absolutely Made Their Day
“A guy told me once that I was ’80’s hot.’ That definitely put some pep in my step since I love the ’80s and I’m very sad that I missed them.”
29 Babysitters Share The Most Messed Up Thing A Kid Has Ever Said To Them Once Their Parents Were Gone
“There’s a lady…. she killed the kids…. they have to stay in the woods now.”
25 Zoo Workers Answer The Timeless Question ‘Which Animal Is The Biggest Jerk?’
“Swans are pure devil spawn. They want to kill anything that moves near them. Sweet harmless baby ducks born on the pond? Initiate murder instinct. Man who feeds me and cleans my awful poop everyday? Start up the murder protocol.”
25 Men And Women Confess To The Darkest, Most Absurd Secrets They’ve Never Told Anyone Before
I once talked a dude I had never met out of suicide via a phone call. After what happened next, I regret it.
27 Hilarious Times People Lied On Facebook But Were Busted Immediately
Maybe you know somebody like this. I know I do.
21 Natural Disaster Survivors Share The Exact Terrifying Moment They Knew ‘Shit Had Gotten Real’
“I could feel my knees buckling like I was on a trampoline as it happened…It feels like your imminently about to die.”
Here’s Every Single Dope-Ass Joe Biden Meme Ever Created
“We must release…the Biden!”
21 Nurses And Doctors Share Their Most Insane And Hilarious Stories Of A Patient ‘Faking It’
“Get called for an unconscious drunk at a bar. Get her out to the ambulance, she shouts ‘I’M HAVING A SEIZURE’ and starts waving her arms around. I tell her ‘people who have seizures generally don’t announce it first.’ Her response? ‘You’re being very judgmental, I was getting ready in case I had a seizure.'”