Eric Redding

“All of a sudden I heard the most horrifying scream outside and my blood ran absolutely cold.”

I said, “we need to leave” and got back to the path. We were walking pretty quickly, but then we heard DISTINCT footsteps behind us.

“Americans greet each other in passing by saying, ‘How are you doing?’ without any care for a response.”

“I’m from Texas and travel to California for work. I was shocked by all the warning labels of everything that could give me cancer. The most surprising one was at Starbucks.”

Oh my God does this Doctor ever love popping pimples.

“Turning 33 soon. The main thing that has changed is the way the future looks and feels.”

An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.

Basically 12 reasons I will never have another roommate.

When my son was a baby, a guy leaned in and whispered, “I can smell your milk.”

Every town has its secrets.

“Well technically he isn’t my brother so I shagged him” to which her friend replied, “But you have the same Dad.”

“I am leaving soon for my college studies as well, hoping to go somewhere where I can advocate for a Sharia-free Islam without fearing for my life.”

“Turns out when he was 14, he stabbed his Grandmother, Mother, and sister to death on a bad acid trip…he was the nicest guy though.”

These should keep you good and scared for the foreseeable future.

“A scream coming from my phone. Not a mild scream but a blood-curdling scream. Like someone was being murdered on the other end of the line.”

What’s the first gif that comes up when you search your name?

Go ahead and call into work because you aren’t sleeping tonight.

If you remember being scared by these then you’ve been a horror fan for life.