Eric K. Auld
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Eric K. Auld
The Last Thing The U.S. Needs Is Son Of God
At this point in time, the American populace does not need this movie.
The Citizens’ Asteroid Ownership Program: For A Better Tomorrow
Hardworking American citizens today are just plain fed up with the general state of affairs—and why shouldn’t they be? They labor day in and day out, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into their work, only to see themselves grow poorer and their precious income vultured upon by a highly-intrusive government.
5 Necessary Tips For The Online Writer
Simply put, writing is a communicative process; you, The Writer, have an audience with whom you are trying to connect on some level. It really doesn’t need to get any more complicated than that.
It’s Okay To Fart
I ask you this: what is more natural than a fart?
Disgruntled Cover Letters To Actual Job Openings
I ASK THIS: WHY WOULD A DESK NEED EXPERIENCE TO BE A DESK?
23 Additional Executive Actions President Obama Should Have Issued Yesterday
Do something with your life. I instated 23 executive actions today. What’d you do — eat a Hot Pocket?
Adjunct Lecturing: A Shame And A Sham
The main problem with adjuncting is this: the amount of work an adjunct puts in is greater than (never equal to) the college’s investment in that adjunct.
The Ineloquence Of Internet Commentary
Much of the time, I’ll find a hundred faceless people waving their arms and shouting, “Hey! Down here! I’m better than this article! And you’re a real bastard!”
Get A Job: The Craigslist Experiment
So I conducted an experiment: I invented a job and posted it to Craigslist.