Emma Thorn

I searched for him. But the ones before him left scars deeper than a few band aids could heal. See, I cared a lot once. And it ruined me.

“If it’s both terrifying and amazing you should definitely pursue it.”

Maybe I was scared I fell too hard for someone too fast. Maybe I feared you didn’t, or couldn’t, feel the same for me.

If your guy is guilty of any of the following offenses he may be a little too into you. Now I’m not saying to change your name and move to a new city, but I’m not… not saying that either.

From between the ages of say, six to… entirely too old… I liked to hump things. Yes you read that correctly. Daddy’s little princess would often be found rubbing herself against chairs and tables. (My parents referred to it as the “boppin thing”).

I have done what all experts in the love and dating field tell you not to do; make a checklist of what you want in a potential life long orgasm giver. (Should I come up with a slightly more endearing term?)

You don’t still love him, but you still care. You wonder sometimes if he ever wonders about you.

It took me an entire year to allow that word to escape my lips. It was you who owned me. My body that night, and my mind for so long after.

Your friends say things like “you seem happy.” And you are. So you’re hesitant when you begin to date again. You wait for that same feeling as before but it never comes.

Crohn’s Disease is a chronic illness which can affect any part of your intestinal tract; from the esophagus down to the intestines.

While every relationship needs some common ground to stand on, I urge you to abandon your preconceived notions of what your partner should be like and take my advice, date your opposite.

Without suffering there’d be no compassion, and if the world was already perfect what would be the point of anything?

Whoever you were in high school doesn’t have to be who you are in college.

We began sending messages every night, describing our sexual fantasies and sharing past experiences in the bedroom.

Warning: Watching these movies under the influence of wine may intensify the cheesiness.