Emma Golden

17. Sober first dates are mutually exclusive and I won’t hear any differently.

We’ve all been there.

1. I don’t care that baby carrots aren’t “actual carrots.” Because they ARE actual carrots. They’re just carrots cut up into smaller pieces. Why is there such an uproar about this not-surprising-at-all revelation? 2. Family Guy is hilarious. 3.

The times you get to break your ever-existing dry spell, you can be as loud as you want to be about it.

I love Instagram as much as the next millennial. In fact, I would argue to say I love it way more than most normal, run-of-the-mill millennials.

Hanging out   noun a term used to make an otherwise painstakingly obvious dating situation appear more casual; especially : used when coitus has occurred between the two individuals; even more especially : used when one of the involved individuals has…

I can’t… with the PR girl in my office who I know I know from somewhere and I know she knows that I know that I know her from somewhere because she definitely knows me from somewhere, too, but she refuses to make…

I heard something once on a television show or maybe from a comedian, that went like this: If you don’t have some people hating what you’re putting out there, you’re not doing it right.

…Wait…

Let’s face it: The argument for chivalry being dead is a strong one. But, once every full moon, when the breeze is just right, dates do still happen in this day and age.

Another year, another massive batch of failed dating stories. It seems that, in your 20s, these anecdotes are never-ending. Or are they?

My girlfriends and i have started an annual tradition: ALL GIRLS SLEEPOVER. This year marks our first anniversary of this brilliant idea.