Emma Golden
Dallas-based writer for Thought Catalog. Curly hair, bright lips, big mouth.
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You Have To See This Unaired SNL Sketch Of A Dead-On Aziz Ansari Impersonation
It’s no secret that women have struggled within SNL since day one to really carve out their comedy spot on the show. But, because of this, almost each and every female comedian chosen to join the cast is eons more hysterical…
18 Shameless Behaviors Every Oversharer Is Guilty Of Doing At Least Once A Day
Every meal, every outfit, every emotion – nothing is off-limits when it comes to being an oversharer.
Grandparents Are Introduced To Photobooth And Their Reactions Will Make Your Day
Older people + technology = comedy gold mine EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
10 Drinks Guys Order And The Secret Judgments Girls Are Making About Them
We judge your shoes. We judge your hair. We judge your job. But did you know we also judge your drink order when we’re out at a bar or restaurant?
A Really Cute Group Of Boys Act Like Girls And It’s Hilariously Sad And True
Girls are insane. We know it. They know it. Everyone knows it. The majority of us need a lot of reassurance, can be extremely emotional, and are obsessed with comparing what we’ve eaten today.
This Four-Minute Video Perfectly Captures Every Conference Call You’ve Ever Been On
“Hello?” “Tyler?” “No. This is Beth from ICS.” “Oh. Hey, Beth!” So much awkward. So much hilarity.
20 Totally Absurd Thoughts Every Single Girl Has Had At Least Once
Just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage…
6 Power Moves Girls Need To Pull If They Want A Real Relationship
When did “dating” become “hanging out”? The concept has more or less ruined the last remaining crumbs of true courtship for us singletons. But pull these moves next time someone tries to “hang,” and you’ll come out on top.
An Open Love Letter To Chipotle
Dear Chipotle, I fucking love you.
10 Constant Frustrations Of Being A Girl With An In-Between Body
For most of my life and definitely the majority of my young adulthood, I’ve struggled with being an in-betweener; You know – not super thin, but not “plus size” either. Not exactly “skinny,” but definitely not outright “chubby”…
Apparently, This Kid Is Cute Enough To Get On Ellen’s Show
Apparently, he’s never been on live television before…
14 Uniquely Texan Things That You Won’t Be Prepared For When You Move To Texas
“It’s been 17 years, and I’m just now getting around to referring to myself as a “Texan” because, quite honestly, I think it takes that long to earn the title…”