Emma Golden

Turn down for crutches!

“Being 27 is parallel to being a newly post-pubescent teenager; so many feels, so many conflicting emotions, so much self-inflicted pressure. At some point, it’s just easier to pray you make it to 30 in one piece and resolve to figure it out from there…”

I’m gonna go out. No, I’m not. I should, though. Ugh, but I don’t want to.

We’ve got to stop being so hard on ourselves.

He lures you back in every time, only to leave you feeling worthless and disgusting. It’s time to stop letting him win and to take back your weekends.

If you’re guilty of any of these, you can pretty much rest assured it’s why she never granted access.

Some are no-brainers, others will surprise you.

Unconditional, insurmountable, and like nothing you’ve known before – the love of your dog is a precious gift that you sometimes can hardly believe is yours.

Clothes make you feel better. So do shoes. So do groceries. Nothing is off-limits when you’re dealing with your mood via retail therapy.

Girls Are Assholes. What? It’s the video series name of the NOKAT Comedy group who posts hilarious and (unfortunately) completely realistic videos online, depicting just how “asshole-ly” girls can be in certain situations.

You’re not single. You’re just dating your parents exclusively right now.

Lend me your ear, and I’ll *play* you some songs…