Emma Golden
Dallas-based writer for Thought Catalog. Curly hair, bright lips, big mouth.
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The 11 Most Awkward Dating “Firsts”
The first time you do anything, it’s usually awkward. Regardless of what it is, too.
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Instagram Pictures That Have To Stop
I love Instagram as much as the next millennial. In fact, I would argue to say I love it way more than most normal, run-of-the-mill millennials. I’d like to think I’ve matured over the years into a young, almost fully functioning adult, but when it comes to Instagram, I might as well put on low-rise,…
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No, I Will Not “Hang Out” With You
Hanging out noun a term used to make an otherwise painstakingly obvious dating situation appear more casual; especially : used when coitus has occurred between the two individuals; even more especially : used when one of the involved individuals has commitment issues and refuses to use titles for fear of actually having to own responsibility…
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How To Have An Adult Sleepover
My girlfriends and i have started an annual tradition: ALL GIRLS SLEEPOVER. This year marks our first anniversary of this brilliant idea.
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Internet Stalking 101: The Dos and Don’ts of Internet Creeping.
It was a day just like any other. I was sitting in my uniform cubicle, decked out in a super cute outfit no one would appreciate if it wasn’t hashtagged #OOTD on Instagram, filling out my latest work spreadsheet and fantasizing about what I would eat for lunch in just a few hours. I had…
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How Girls Really Are: Fantasy Vs. Reality
I live alone. Correction: I’m a lady who lives alone. Because of these facts, I do some pretty weird things since no one is around to judge me except for my mirrors and own ego. For example, I sing. I dance. I talk to myself quite a bit. And sunday morning, while dancing, I tripped…
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I Complained About Nordstrom’s Dressing Rooms In A Viral Post, And This Is How They Responded To Me
On Friday evening, around 8:30, I received an email from the VP of Customer Experience at Nordstrom. The email read: Dear Emma- My name is Fanya Chandler and I wanted to introduce myself. I work at Nordstrom and I support a team of people who work hard to help make customers like you feel your…
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Here’s The Thing About Dating, Relationships, Men, And Women
In summation, I’ve “officially” dated three guys since my epic ex.
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Dear Nordstroms Dressing Rooms: Please Stop
I’ve been meaning to write this for a very long time. Years, in fact.