Emma Golden
Dallas-based writer for Thought Catalog. Curly hair, bright lips, big mouth.
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Emma Golden
This Cover Of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” Is Disgustingly Perfect
And I would walk 500 miles…
5 Irritating Things You Deal With When You’re A Girl With A Guy’s Sense Of Humor
When you’re a girl who has a foul mouth and mind that’s usually found in or around gutters, making close friends can be trying…
40 Of The Most Offensive Sounds In The Entire World
Some are obvious. Others are not.
Jimmy Fallon Brings “Ew!” To A Whole New Level (Feat. Will.i.am)
“She’s so basically basic. Ew!”
Sarah Silverman Plays Joan Rivers This Past Weekend On SNL
In character as Joan, Silverman roasts Steve Jobs: “Steve, I hope you’re forced to buy a new and better casket every six months so you can see how we feel!”
It Always Had To Be Something: A Very Short, Neurotic Story
Her knack for finding the “wrong” in any situation was unlike anything her friends had seen…
21 Solid Reasons You Should Always Say “Yes” To A First Date
…Because sometimes it’s good to just throw yourself blindly into a situation in which you cannot predict the outcome, just to shake up your innards and your nerves and make sure you’re still capable of feeling that beautiful unease.
A Rare Peek Into The Making Of A Sex Scene
You’re gonna need a cold shower after this. Or maybe not.
15 Very Real Problems Only Jew”ish” People Will Understand
I’m not a total Jew… I’m Jew”ish.”
19 Embarrassingly Lazy Things We All Do (But Aren’t Going To Stop Doing Anytime Soon)
We all know better but, at the end of the day, none of us GAF.
George Takei Narrates An Award-Winning Animation About A Squirrel And A Scarf
“The Missing Scarf” won, like, a bunch of awards and for good reason: not only is it adorable, the animation is innovative and probably like nothing you’ve seen before. Also, the message is powerful and insightful.
Watch This Group Of Boy Singers Cover ‘N Sync’s “Just Got Paid”
‘Cause it’s Friday night…