Emma Ansley

The first time it ever crossed my mind that I may have been suffering from depression came after months and months of feeling alone, empty, overwhelmingly sad and just downright exhausted to the bone.

A family feud over *insert trivial reason here*.

HAVE I JUST PUT ACID ON MY SCALP?!

WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING HOT TO WEAR?! Why can’t I just have Blair Waldorf’s wardrobe? Why can’t I just BE Blair Waldorf?

2. Do slow walkers know how slow they are walking?

“And my cousin’s dog has a profile because?”

I recently returned from a month of backpacking through Europe. It was, without a doubt, the best month of my life.

Embrace the 2 out of 7 days of the week you don’t have to haul your ass under the shower at 6am. Heck, you don’t need to shower at all if you don’t want to!

You can’t choose who you fall in love with. You also cannot choose who you fall out of love with.

In all fairness, 90% of all the customers I had were lovely. But my God, that other 10% have left me scarred for life.