Emily Wolff

Gwyneth says: Absurd, but awesome.

Next thing you know, you’re in a 15 minute line, sweating, overpaying for lunch, and talking about kimchi for longer than you thought was possible.

Over the course of a month I’ve seen myself get stronger and become increasingly hooked on the workout, to the point that I’m now trying to create a budgeting strategy that will allow me to continue my addiction… I mean, hobby.

First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.

$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.

Over-the-Top Workout Guru: This woman just finished her $35 workout class and is heading back home full of energy — she’d be walking instead if it wasn’t raining outside.

It’s time to discuss Totally Hits, the red-headed stepchild of the Now That’s What I Call Music! collection.

As much as I want to be Switzerland in the war between *N Sync and BSB, it’s time to pick a side.

The New Parents — What They’re Wearing: Something spit-up-proof, facial expressions of horror and fear.

Other benefits of the Now! CDs included not having to bring your entire case of CDs everywhere with you (even thought I did anyway, Hoarders: Now! Edition), hearing up-and-coming artists, and having edited versions of your favorite songs to play at your 6th-grade birthday party without mom yelling at you.

The Type A Yoga Mom.

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