Emily Madriga

All your favorite women wear black.

You’ve literally googled “state with the tallest men” (Minnesota) and then considered moving there.

If you have to ask someone to pull their weight in a relationship, you’ve already lost.

The only “point” you make by not tipping is that you’re an asshole.

They know how to give a big, fat, juicy… compliment.

If you are rude to salespeople, you are a bad person. Period.

Who has the time for petty drama when you’re trying to take over the world?

A man who is generous.

For better or worse we are not in charge of our feelings, we cannot order them around.

I found that when I gave a guy positive attention through flirting, I benefited from it because he felt more confident to pursue and compliment me.

No cell phones at the dinner table.

Shave.