Emily Madriga

“I’ll never forget that face.”

To get fans excited for the release, the studio uploaded the movie’s opening scene to YouTube.

I realized at that point that my husband had been meticulously planning my murder.

“Conspiracies are being actively manufactured and promoted as a way to hide actual bad stuff.”

He was listening through Alexa.

In the town I grew up in, there was an old railroad bridge with blood from a girls’ suicide that supposedly could never be washed off and didn’t fade with age.

“There’s a lot of bad people around here. Sometimes they pretend to be taxis, you never know who to trust.”

“It was one of my grandfather’s old war buddies who told 9 year old me in great and gruesome details about when he used to sneak into the enemies camp and come back with a bag of fingers.”

I don’t think we need to involve yetis or aliens or Soviet super weapons.

She joked that she heard something outside and me being a bit silly opened the blinds up wide as a joke and there was a guy just standing there staring into the lounge room.

“I used to date a twin. His twin brother came back from vacation with a broken leg. My ex said, “Oh, I wondered why my knee was hurting.”

I lived in a house with a guy who said his parents were recently dead. He cried about them a lot. When we kicked him out, his parents came and helped him move his stuff out.