Emily Madriga

My wife and I were eating dinner one night when a guy walked in our house. He told us he was the angel of death and was collecting souls for the apocalypse.

When I asked about her imaginary friend she solemnly told me that he lived in our house a long time ago.

“Apparently he’d climb up to the bedroom window outside and watch you until you saw him.”

“Long story short this man had been getting into their home via a doggy door.”

Ted put all his one night stand stories on Barney so he doesn’t look bad/manipulative in front of his kids, meaning like 50% of the stories of Barney manipulating women are Ted lying to women to get laid”.

I saw someone step behind a tree rather quickly and try to hide from me.

Church camp made us burn our panties that were “shameful to god”.

As I continued on my way, I heard him say “You’re gonna have a bad day tomorrow.”

There were once sea scorpions the size of a great white shark.

“Party time” “My great aunt woke up in the middle of the night, she heard her dog making these low growls. She was single at the time and living alone in her ranch style home.

“My friend dated someone who ended up disappearing, then we eventually found out he had been arrested for trying to sleep with an under age girl and having rope and guns in his trunk.”

The trailer is already out.

“I’ll never forget that face.”

To get fans excited for the release, the studio uploaded the movie’s opening scene to YouTube.

I realized at that point that my husband had been meticulously planning my murder.

“Conspiracies are being actively manufactured and promoted as a way to hide actual bad stuff.”

He was listening through Alexa.

In the town I grew up in, there was an old railroad bridge with blood from a girls’ suicide that supposedly could never be washed off and didn’t fade with age.