Ella Ceron

We’re visual people. We like visually appealing pictures. And we like food.

They will call you crazy. Don’t listen to them. Don’t let it get under your skin.

You will lead the zombie revolution. I am terrified of you.

Imagine you and me, me and you together on a random weekend morning when we’re splitting the paper and I’m being pretentious and trying to complete the crossword, and you ask me about my opinion on [Insert Global Event Here].…

After I graduated college, I was a nanny for two years because I wasn’t sure if I wanted to become a teacher.

Considering how you seem to be a very vocal individual, I was hoping you’d be open to this conversation.

Bro, do you even lift?

How important did the money end up being, did you take dreams over paychecks and struggle to follow your passion?

Cheese is the most important meal of the day. As such, the greatest of all food groups deserves respect.

You are probably the most put-together adult I’ve ever met. Can I meet you? I want to be as put together as you are. Please?

Never take cabs. Forget cabs exist. Forget that the color yellow is a thing cars can be.

The kind of person who also likes to remind the world that 50 Cent got shot 9 times.