Ella Ceron

Whether it was art reflecting the sign of the times, or, as Vogue intends and has always intended, stamping a self-fulfilling prophecy by labeling what would then come to be, it’s true.

If you’re going to break up with your boyfriend because he conveniently gets murdered by your husband’s dead mistress’ husband, that’s kiiind of a lot to have on your conscience.

Treat me like I’m me, not like I’m going to shatter at every moment. That helps more than you could ever know.

Seven little words: Take. 50. Percent. Off. The. Sale. Price.

Sure, there’s no way to optimize all of your best jokes before you say them, but at the same time, if they can’t accept you at your subpar witticisms, then do they really deserve you at your most flawless zingers?

Sometimes it’s a slow process, sometimes it feels impossible. But you can unpackage all of those emotions. This is the sifting.

The bridge has been burned, now it’s your turn to cry.

Getting through a movie theater aisle when you have to go to the bathroom is a saga.

The one who gets married before you do.

Love someone so much your heart is fit to burst, and love as many people as you can this way. Love everyone this way, if you can help it.

You multitask hard in every single one of the same hours you and Beyonce have in a day.

To be honest, even when you know you’re being irrational.

Even so much as joking about Catholicism makes you feel oddly uneasy.

Thou shalt not question our “odd” pre-game rituals.

If a 7 year old says you’re cool, really, there is absolutely no higher honor. You are cool. The children have spoken.

What do you mean, the rest of the world doesn’t consider flip-flops to be acceptable footwear?

You don’t believe in moderation at all, and have dreams of Xzibit putting food in your food so you could eat while you eat.

Kiss them like you’re 14 and you’re nervous and the idea of anything other than just a peck is foreign and ambitious and bold. Kiss them like that’s all you need; sometimes it’s the little gestures that matter.